The new iPhone is so amazing. Until of course it reaches its expiry date in twelve months time when a new iPhone comes out, then it’s just old news and vastly inferior.
And seriously, £500? Forgive me for being a little bit out-of-sync, but I had no idea they were that expensive. Jesus christ. People are forking out £500 a time, religiously, just so they can keep up to date with a phone that they treat like an obsessive girlfriend that they’re under the thumb with? We are fucking doomed.